Spam spam spam!!!

[Hal Bryan]

What is spam, really? Isn't it what they serve for lunch at ye olde Enumclaw High School?
If it's good enough for them, who are we to complain?

I only wish that they'd served Spam... The one dish I remember (and have tried for 30 years to forget) was something called "Scandinavian Tuna Wiggle."

Hal, you're doing a great job. BTW, I suggest high voltage, low amperage jolts. Gets your attention without all of the deleterious effects.

High voltage and even higher amperage - got it. Wait, what?!