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CHICAGORANDY
07-10-2017, 11:15 AM
Only have to wait 11 more loooooooong days and a wakeup and I've made the drive up, checked in to my far away (from OSH) motel, been oriented and am actively again being a Conductor in the rearmost seat on a Tram(shuttle) for the afternoon shift ( 2-8pm) . I'll work 5 afternoons and 4 mornings (8am-2)

For me it means NINE glorious days of sheer aviation Heavenly bliss, yapping on a microphone, telling corny jokes to the passengers, pointing out items of aviation interest along the way and interacting with some of the finest humans on the planet...airplane people. I'm 68 and retired and AirVenture truly makes me feel like a kid again....albeit trapped in a tired, old, short, fat, bald-headed body - LOL

If you're on a tram and the conductor looks like Wilford Brimley? Check the nametag... it just might be me.

In my mind I'm already there.............

mazdaP5
07-10-2017, 12:30 PM
Been having many Oshkosh dreams of late...

gbrasch
07-10-2017, 02:03 PM
Always appreciate your comments and bad jokes Randy!

Cary
07-10-2017, 02:19 PM
Now that I know your name, I'll make sure to blame you for the corny jokes! :)

Cary

CHICAGORANDY
07-10-2017, 02:41 PM
I spend a sadly sizeable portion of my non-AirVenture time putting a new routine together for each year. lol I always include some of my 'classics' but feel an obligation to add new material.

glider90
07-11-2017, 12:24 PM
I might need details on your route schedule. Often when I have ridden trams I have though "these guys have a golden opportunity to educate and entertain", kinda like the safari boat ride at Disney. I even told my wife that once we retire and spend a few weeks a summer volunteering at Oshkosh I want to be a tram conductor so I can do just that. Sounds like there is already a role model!

keen9
07-11-2017, 12:44 PM
So now I have a picture in my head of who you are from past years tram travels. I'll have to make it a mission to see if my picture matches reality.

CHICAGORANDY
07-11-2017, 12:52 PM
This year...barring any last minute changes or if I can work a double shift, Sat-Tues I'm on 2-8, Weds-Fri it's 8-2, Sat 2-8 and the final Sunday 8-2.

When I am not conducting I take advantage of the time and wander the grounds mostly on foot to learn just where things are hiding this year, learn some quick info on vendors and aircraft I can pass on along the shuttle routes, find out interesting items in the various exhibit hangars, confirm plane and heli ride costs, comment on the various major aviation anniversaries happening this year etc.etc.etc.

I look on my volunteer role as part safety conductor, good will ambassador, tour guide, information center help desk and small time comic. Otherwise I'd just be some monotone mostly silent mope getting dragged around by a tractor for 9 days. lol As a retiree on a fixed lack of income, being an EAA Airventure volunteer represents a rather large chunk of my annual discretionary spending and I want to get the most bang for my buck that I can.

CHICAGORANDY
07-11-2017, 01:00 PM
"So now I have a picture in my head of who you are from past years tram travels. I'll have to make it a mission to see if my picture matches reality."

FWIW I never charge for autographs - lol - I have one old timey Cub Scout type joke I tell on EVERY tram run, and I don't really mind if any other conductor wants to use it without paying a royalty. At some point on each route, doesn't matter which route, I will point out the OFFICIAL EAA Dogwood tree off in the distance in a clump of trees. I then let folks know that they can tell which is the dogwood tree by the bark.

Floatsflyer
07-11-2017, 03:18 PM
If you're on a tram and the conductor looks like Wilford Brimley? Check the nametag... it just might be me.

In my mind I'm already there.............

One of my all time favourite movies is "Cocoon". "We'll never get sick and we'll never die". I'm going to make an effort to look for you and introduce myself.

glider90
07-18-2017, 12:09 PM
Randy, wondering if you could answer a question on the tram station. We are camping on the west fence that houses the tram yard at night. As I recall walking back from night airshow that the trams were getting power-washed under some flood lights after the show. Is this an every night occurance? If so how late? I am wondering if we are going to be bathed in light late at night and lulled to sleep by some 5HP Briggs motors each night:)

CHICAGORANDY
07-18-2017, 05:08 PM
With the caveat that I am NOT in charge of anything, just one of the many tram volunteers I can attest to the fact that the majority of the tram fleet (about 35 units) runs non-stop every day from 8am to 8pm. In order to provide the best possible passenger experience it is MY understanding that they are thoroughly washed and then fueled each evening when they are taken out of service. As you have observed getting this many units ready for the next day's use is a daunting task that can really only be begun around 8pm when they come out of service and that volunteer crew of tram washers (and thank the gods for them) come on duty.

AirVenture is notorious for the variety of bedtime and wakeup sounds. Everyone who camps in the 24-hour generator area is doubtless familiar with the sweet soothing purr of small internal combustion engines. I recall reading a recent post by someone who mentioned being greeted every morn by the sweet roar of Merlin engines coming to life?

I do apologize for not being able to provide much more info of the subject, but you now know everything that I do on the subject. And again, I just conduct and get dragged wherever that guy on the tractor takes me - LOL

Wrongway Feldman
07-18-2017, 06:44 PM
I remember years ago at Road America in Elkhart Lake WI.
We use to camp across the street in a tent from the track.
At about 6:30 in the morning the race car drivers would be out on the track testing their cars out before the race.
To say the least it wasn't a pleasant experience getting woke up that early in morning with all that racket.
Especially after hit'n it hard the night before.

Solution: Ear plugs

CHICAGORANDY
07-20-2017, 10:20 AM
I check the web cams several times a day since they've been up and running. Today there are more and more of them things with wings appearing on the grassy areas.

Now it's just tomorrow and then a wakeup and I'm FINALLY on my way. Dang if it doesn't feel like every second of a whole year that I've been waiting. lol This is getting pretty exciting....... God I luv me some AirVenture!

CHICAGORANDY
07-21-2017, 08:04 PM
Well folks, the tick has finally tocked. Shower, off to bed, an Oh-dark-thirty alarm clock wake-up and I'm Northbound and down. The gas tank is filled, bags packed and loaded in the SUV, coffee maker set to perk, thermos and car cup standing by.

I'll be darned iff'n I'm not a little kid on Christmas Eve once again. Hope I get that Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock and that thing that tells time - lol

keen9
07-31-2017, 11:59 AM
"So now I have a picture in my head of who you are from past years tram travels. I'll have to make it a mission to see if my picture matches reality."

FWIW I never charge for autographs - lol - I have one old timey Cub Scout type joke I tell on EVERY tram run, and I don't really mind if any other conductor wants to use it without paying a royalty. At some point on each route, doesn't matter which route, I will point out the OFFICIAL EAA Dogwood tree off in the distance in a clump of trees. I then let folks know that they can tell which is the dogwood tree by the bark.
Well I checked the name tag on every tram I hopped on, and many that I didn't, but my mission was a failure. Maybe next year! I did get a wonderful story from one conductor who's depression over losing his medical ended after surviving a heart attack while riding a motorcycle, alone, in the middle of no where. A police officer fortunately was close behind to save his life! It is all about the people.

Floatsflyer
07-31-2017, 01:28 PM
CR, I did make the effort to look for you on every tram that passed my way while I walked. Once I illiminated most of the women conductors that had bushy moustaches, I simply did not see any man that looked like Wilfred Brimley. You'll have to post a pic of yourself so I can connect with you next year.

I did meet up with Flying Ron in Vintage and introduced myself. And I always make a point every year of getting together with Hal Bryan for a nice little reunion.

SteveCostello
07-31-2017, 02:45 PM
I'm in massive anticipation of Oshkosh 2018. Is it too early to talk about that now? :)

streffpilot
07-31-2017, 05:55 PM
I'm in massive anticipation of Oshkosh 2018. Is it too early to talk about that now? :)

Nope....The Wife and I were just discussing what other camping supplies we need by then, not 5 minutes ago....she loved it. I loved it. Kids loved it.

We might find a babysitter where we can stash the kids for the first Sunday thru Wednesday. Maybe go pick them up Thursday morning....We just didn't get to see too much in our Wednesday to Sunday "camping tryout" this year.

robert l
07-31-2017, 06:55 PM
I'm in massive anticipation of Oshkosh 2018. Is it too early to talk about that now? :)

I started planning my 2018 trip on May 20, 2017 when I knew I couldn't make it this year !
Bob