Best fortune cooke message ever!

[Green Goggles]

My wife got this in her cookie last week at a local Chinese buffet:

2684


I challenge anyone to post a better fortune! :D

[rwanttaja]

I challenge anyone to post a better fortune! :D
A group I was with years ago would go to Chinese restaurants. When the fortune cookies came, everyone was required to:

1. Read the fortune aloud
2. Add the words, "Between the sheets" to the end

Helps yours, too... :-)

Ron Wanttaja

[Anymouse]

I won't claim this as topping the OP, but...

When I got hired by my previous company over 8 years ago, a group of us new hires went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner one evening. I still have the fortune hanging up in my hangar. It said, essentially, "You will step on the soil of many countries."

Since then, my job has required me to fly on five continents (including North America) and at in least 33 countries (counted off the top of my head and not including the US).

[John Craparo]

2685

I think that I won the challenge, but must admit I used Photoshop to help me!

John

[Hiperbiper]

In the 16 years I worked at a Chinese Restaurant in Shreveport named Kon Tiki we were called upon to sometimes "stuff" the cookies for special occasions. As I recall we did at least 4 "Will you marry me" (yes was 4 for 4) cookies, a few "The man across the table loves you" type of things as well as other funny and a few off-color fortunes...
I wouldn't trade the memory of those times (1980's) for anything.

Chris

[Green Goggles]

A group I was with years ago would go to Chinese restaurants. When the fortune cookies came, everyone was required to:

1. Read the fortune aloud
2. Add the words, "Between the sheets" to the end

Helps yours, too... :-)

Ron Wanttaja

Same concept as the procedure I've always used, but we usally just phrase it "in bed."

:D