Quote Originally Posted by Frank Giger View Post
...you go to an FAA Safety Seminar because you get to talk airplanes and flying with other pilots.

...you carry the plans to your airplane with you to the doctor's office to have something interesting to read (having read Sport Aviation four times already).

...and leave your copy of Sport Aviation in the magazine rack in the hopes of speading the virus.
....you are recuperating from having your gallbladder out and your fiancee cheers you up by buying all of the back issues of AOPA Pilot and all the aircraft design and operations books (that you don't already own) from the local Half Price Books.