as a free sample of the possibiliities........
"Last July, while I was busy conducting a tram, my idiot brother called me up in a big tizzy. He had locked his keys in his car and spent nearly 2-1/2 hours under the blazing Sun, working with a bent coat-hanger, to get the wife and kids out of the car. I TOLD him he was a fool to buy that convertible in the first place, but he never listens."
"During the quarantine I called my local restaurant and asked "Do you deliver?", the lady said 'NO, we do beef, chicken and fish'. so I hung up."