Afterwards, you can use the cans to practice assembling aluminum structures using Pop (tm) rivets, while you drink coffee from a Thermos (tm). If you drop it, let it hit the Linoleum (tm) rather than your foot, or you'll have to take Aspirin (tm). (The last two lost their trademark protection.)
Ron "I dropped a firecracker in the kitchen and got linoleum blown apart" Wanttaja