This is bad, but it is funny. I saw it on the board at Longmont yesterday. If you are the uptight sort, then just don't read it.
A blond girl is up flying with just her and the pilot.
He, unfortunately is a chain smoker and heavy drinker, and it catches up with him, and he passes away in flight.
She knows just enough to talk on the radio.
Girl: Mayday, Mayday, help me!
ATC: This is Air traffic control,, what is your problem?
Girl: I am not a pilot, but we are in the air and my pilot has died. Help, I am so scared.
ATC: Calm down miss, I have experience with this sort of thing, and I am going to tell you how to get down safely. Now first take a deep breath, and try to relax.
Now tell me your height and position.
Girl: I am 5' 4" and I support President Obama.
A pause, and then ATC says:
Repeat after me, "Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name".....
Who says Repulsicans don't have a sense of humor, as long as it is outgoing and not incoming.