Ok ok ok so that's maybe a liiiiittle hyperbolic :D...
Annnnd I know technically the F-16 Viper isn't an ex-military aircraft, but I figured the crew here might like hearing what it's like to be serving our country in a fighter jet right now - you've maybe even seen Toro and Venom on the (limited) airshow circuit this year:
https://youtu.be/Fe2bJ88BsIs?t=298